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Webster’s New Ideal Dictionary with flask

Not to brag, but I went to my city finals for the spelling bee one year. Definitely not ESPN-worthy like today’s spellthletes (?), but I got a plaque for the achievement, so there. I’m trying to give up my grammar nazi tendencies; I think they’re classist, and that’s just BS. I don’t know what makes this an ideal dictionary other than the undeniable power of Webster, but it doesn’t much matter because it makes an ideal book safe and that’s all that matters in this particular instance. Your deepest secrets are safe in this sucker, I mean, who uses dictionaries anymore?

A nice, orange book with black lettering makes it the perfect Halloween decoration. Plus, kids seem to be plenty scared of dictionaries, so you could hide the good candy here.

Published 1978

Compartment Size: 4 1/2″ x 5 1/2″ x 1 3/8″

Book Size: 7″ x 8 5/8″ x 1 5/8″

Weight1.74 lbs
Dimensions11.25 × 8.75 × 6 in


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