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The Grosset Webster Dictionary

I made this Grosset Webster Dictionary into a Vice Vault (hollow book safe) before we embarked on our Predictionaries line of ouija boards. I guess I could’ve used a predictionary. Something like that will never happen again. Yes it will. Fortune telling is fickle, like fate. That’s why our Predictionaries and Fortune Tellers/Keepers serve the dual purpose of telling the future’s secrets while confiding yours. I’ll tell you secret, the 7th grader in me keeps seeing GROSSEST Webster Dictionary and more than just that part of me wishes that were actually so. Oh well.

Professor Pomegranate’s Reeference Books, with Elements Rolling Papers and Rolling Machines, are book safes that encompass subjects that cause even the most ardent academician’s eyes to glaze over with boredom. Little will their big brains know the secret knowledge therein contained. There’s not much more satisfying than outsmarting an authority figure, especially one that thinks they’re intellectually superior. Not having your contraband confiscated is pretty satisfying too, I’ve heard.

Published 1970

Compartment Size: 3 1/2″ x 5 1/2″ x 1 1/2″

Book Size: 5 3/4″ x 8 1/2″ x 1 5/8″

Weight1.87 lbs
Dimensions11.25 × 8.75 × 6 in


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