O.J. Simpson The Education of a Rich Rookie with Paper Football

This book hearkens back to the pre-infamous O.J., so I figured I’d add to the nostalgia by including everything you need for the classic classroom diversion, tabletop paper football (minus the tabletop)! You get an expertly folded ‘football’ as well as a goalpost so you can kick it through the uprights, NFL style! Speaking of which, things are decidedly different in today’s NFL; from what I understand, they used to let you get away with murder. Sorry, I had to. When I was growing up, O.J. was an icon, almost like American royalty of sorts. We all know the story, I won’t rehash it here. At the time of the trial, I avoided the whole thing like the plague because I despise media sensationalism. Of course, it all got off on the wrong foot. I was sitting in the Santa Clarita Brewing Company watching an NBA playoff game when suddenly I’m faced with the most ridiculous car chase I’d ever heard of. I was in shock. It’s the Playoffs for crying out loud. Playoffs?! Now I’m watching the most boring pursuit imaginable. As I write this, I sense that I’m still not entirely over it.