I’ll melt with this Modern English Handbook. Get it? Modern English was an 80s ‘one hit wonder’ band (the hit was “I Melt with You“). Get it now? Whatever. I’d wager this book is WAY more exciting as a safe than a book. The graphics are crisp and cool, imo. The other cool thing, imo, is that it says “MEH” in big letters on the front. It’s a sentiment I’ve known for decades, but as an official term, it seems to be more recent. According to the Wikipedia, it appeared as early as 1992 in a Usenet posting discussing the television series Melrose Place. My wife got me caught up in that show for a while; I thought it was meh. Daphne Zuniga was in that. Her name sounds like a pharmaceutical. Talk to your doctor before trying Daphne Zuniga.