Menagerie Serpentitious

Snakes are historically sneaks. I have nothing against them, personally. In fact, I have nothing but respect for the oft reviled reptiles. That said, and in spite of the homage that is the Menagerie Serpentitious, I can’t say they’re my favorite animal. They slither. They hiss. Some are venomous, and if you don’t know for sure, assume it’s poisonous. Same with mushrooms, but I digress. As far as what I don’t like about snakes, I have nothing more to adder. BOOM! Didn’t see that coming, did you? That’s how I do, like a snake in the grass. As for this snake, its head is a heart-shaped malachite, which doesn’t bite.