Most people are lightweights when it comes to their first beer, and this piece aims to commemorate that special moment in everyone’s life. You can’t hide your embarrassment in it, but you can definitely hide embarrassing possessions in it. There’s a neodymium magnet hidden on the sculpture, which is used to open the book safe drawer. You don’t have to use the magnet, but it’d be a whole lot cooler if you did. Shout out to McConaughey.